Videos of Chris Garvey

2017 interview of Chris Garvey as Libertarian Candidate for DA 3 minutes link to videos

2006 interview of Garvey as Candidate for Attorney General: https://youtu.be/vMaNbkYZT94

Friday, October 19, 2018

Ghost Gasses [in the sky]

Ghost Gasses [in the sky]

To tax, to rule, to take their cut,
And other deeds infernal,
The rulers of a people must,
Point to a threat external.
..
For eons war has been their spook,
Sacrifice justifying,
OK, while they were killing gooks,
And poor folks did the dying.

Yippi-i-o! Yippi - i - i !
OK that Poor folks die!

But thermonuclear armed foes,
Are less attractive bad guys.
If only war they could dispose,
They wouldn't seem such mad guys.

Their arrogance, to justify,
Some threat needs to be forming.
"I know! C O Two -- in the sky!
Blame that for global warming!"

Yippi-i-o! Yippi - i - i !
C O 2 in the sky!

The theory goes:
Surrounding Earth,
Just like a hothouse glass is
Carbon Dioxide, holding heat,
And dubbed now:
"Greenhouse Gasses".

As C O two escapes from flues,
Increasing concentration,
It holds more of the planet's warmth,
Like better insulation.

Yippi-i-o! Yippi - i - i !
C O 2 in the sky!

The warmth will melt
Antarctic's cap
Of ice into the oceans,
To flood all coastal cities
Causing horrible commotion.

Each match you burn,
Each step you take,
Each time you fire a neuron,
May cause the very oceans'
rising Up to meet Lake Huron.

Yippi-i-o ! Yippi - i - i !
Oceans will rise sky high!

O' what a theory this will be!
O' what a tyrant's treasure!
Just think and plan
What can be banned;
What Draconian measures!

The scared cities,
they will demand
To ban unneeded burning;
Then scarcity will bring to hand
Authoritarian yearnings.

Yippi-i-o ! Yippi - i - i !
Ban what they oxidize !

For why should yokels drive in giant
V-8 powered pickups?
Just ban their ass,
and premium gas,
And cows, that breathe and hiccup.

So scientists were mustered to,
To prove:
a heat wave's forming;
And CO2 -- the bugaboo,
That's causing global warming.

Yippi-i-o ! Yippi - i - i !
C O 2 in the sky!

They threw vast governmental sums
To make supporting data.
But when the studies had been done,
There was no correlator.

Then satellites took surface scans
Across all Mother Earth there;
But no clear path
'tween heat and gas
Could satellites unearth there.

"Satellites, No!!" "Satellites Fie!"
Darn Data From the Sky!

But some inventor showed them how,
The tropics' desert oceans,
Could bloom and suck up C O two
If given iron potion.

The scientists rose to condemn
His simplistic solution:
"How dare he find an easy way
To obviate pollution!?!"

Too Simple - No! Can’t let that fly !
Won’t tyrants justify !

Then Doctor Sally, up she spoke:
"Look here, right in these tree rings.
There's fourteen-hundred years of data,
Correlating three things:

"When solar output increases,
The Earth responds by heating;
And when the Sun goes cooling off
Earth's temperature's decreasing.

Yippi - i - i ! Yippi-i-o !
Less output will make us Cold!

"And C O Two, that bugaboo,
As cause you would be passing,
Earth's thermal state,
Won't correlate -
There is no greenhouse gassing.

"In fact, in twenty-fifty-one
We'll end this warm and nice age;
When solar cooling has begun
To start a brand new ice age."

Yippi - i - i ! Yippi - i - o !
In Four decades we'll get cold!

Just feel, yourselves, when sun goes down,
How you get cooler quickly,
And when the sun, comes with the dawn,
How you get hot and stickly.

But Doctor Sally, on the toes,
Of her employ'rs was stepping
Her forthright chants
Endangered grants,
They found that most distressing.

NOW SALLY DEAR! Don't blame warming star-ward!
And Don't use the name of Harvard!"

"For academic freedom's fine
And you can be our honey,
But we cannot allow your speech
To cost us federal money."

"Yes, we get paid to seek the grail
Of greenhouse correlation;
Your facts, the train,
they would derail,
toward global legislation."

Yippi - i - i ! Yippi - i - o !
Don't make our money go!

In ‘thirty-seven Henry Ford
Used fuel, CO2 neutral,
To run his cars on hemp oil,
Squeezed from plants, all green and beautiful.

But Big Oil went to Congress
With some money and some lies.
And banned farmers from growing hemp.
Said, "U.S. hemp must die."
Yippi - i - o ! Yippi - i - i !
Some people might get high!

Big bucks we need to spend now,
Congressman Israel said,
To fund a Moon-shot-like effort,
Clean energy instead.

When told of Ford’s hemp oil plan,
He said he wasn’t gonna,
To save the world, allow a plant,
That could make Marijuana.

Yippi - i - o ! Yippi - i - i !
Some people might get high!

From Kyoto* there echo cries
for global legislation,
Which wouldn't pass if folks knew:
Warmth
just comes from insolation.

And still the press promotes as fact
The hoax of global warming,
In hope to justify the New
World Order that is forming.

Yippi - i - o ! Yippi - i - i !
Ghost gasses in the sky!

© 1997 Chris Garvey [Global Warming poem];
© 2005, 2011, Chris Garvey
© 2012 Chris Garvey [hemp stanzas]

Saturday, May 12, 2018

Campaign Song 2018 Chris Garvey for A.G.


To the tune of Old Dan Tucker

Andrew Cuomo was in charge of HUD;
Fifty-billion, lost in ledger mud;
Said his spokesman: "Won't you give me a listen?"
"It's just unaccounted-for, it ain't quite missin'!"
 

Chorus:
Vote in 'Eighteen, for Christopher Garvey.
Won't rest until - - New Yorkers are free.
Make our freedom more than just ephemeral.
Vote Libertarian Attorney General.


Big Tim Sullivan won nominations.
His thugs removed opponents by defenestration.
His thugs didn’t bother with an honest job.
Instead they had chosen, to steal and rob.

But armed New Yorkers were a bitter pill:
Sullivan’s muggers getting shot and killed.
To keep his robbers from being harmed,
He passed a law to get his victims disarmed.

So now you need a permit, to carry a gun.
And in most places, they won’t give you one.
A shameful legacy of bad old Big-Tim’s:
Protecting robbers, from New York’s victims.

Chorus:
Go vote today, for Christopher Garvey.
Won't rest until - - New Yorkers are free.
Make our freedom more than just ephemeral.
Vote Libertarian Attorney General.

Why? has a citizen, need of a gun?
Cause guns save lives, they're not just for fun.
Tyrants have murdered their disarmed civilians,
Last century: A-hundred-eighty-millions.

Chorus:
Vote in 'Eighteen, for Christopher Garvey.
Won't rest until - - New Yorkers are free.
Make our freedom more than just ephemeral.
Vote Libertarian Attorney General.

Somebody’s poisoning most of the nation,**
With drinking water Fluoridation.
Reckless poison of our brains is a fault,
Garvey would charge as 3rd degree Assault.

Chorus:
Vote in 'Eighteen, for Christopher Garvey.
Won't rest until - - New Yorkers are free.
Make our freedom more than just ephemeral.
Vote Libertarian Attorney General.

Nine-eleven when the towers fell,
Soon thereafter, went our rights - as well.
Stuff- not right- in the explanation.
That's why Garvey wants investigation.

Chorus:
Vote in 'Eighteen, for Christopher Garvey.
Won't rest until - - New Yorkers are free.
Make our freedom more than just ephemeral.
Vote Libertarian Attorney General.

If you're a-hurtin' and have need of drugs,
You're afoul of drug enforcement thugs,
Rules a-plenty must you heed and a-listen,
Still your doctor might wind-up in a prison.

Chorus:
Vote in 'Eighteen, for Christopher Garvey.
Won't rest until - - New Yorkers are free.
Make our freedom more than just ephemeral.
Vote Libertarian Attorney General.

Governments love eminent domain.
They take your land, which you worked hard to gain.
That's just something Garvey can't abide,
In such fights, he'll be upon your side.

Chorus:
Go vote today, for Christopher Garvey.
Won't rest until - - New Yorkers are free.
Make our freedom more than just ephemeral.
Vote Libertarian Attorney General.


Lyrics Copr. 2018 Chris Garvey You may link to, repost, sing, and/or record entire lyrics

*defenestration - Throwing opponents out the windows (of the Democrat club, after beating-them-up.)

**...According to scientific publications in Europe and the United States, it appears that fluoride can cause – in addition to stomach troubles – Down’s syndrome, Alzheimer’s, birth defects, cancers, recurrent rashes, mouth ulcers, headaches and osteoporosis. It presents serious risks for diabetics and may be fatal for people suffering from kidney disjunction. But the real revelation is that it doesn’t really give protection against cavities.   https://fluoridealert.org/news/cancer-alzheimers-downs-syndrome-and-mouth-ulcers-warning-fluoride-is-harmful-to-health/

Almost as Helpful as a Placebo

(sung)
I simply remember my favorite things,
and then I don't  need:
Zoloft, or Paxil, or Sarafem, or  Lexapro;
Almost as helpful as is a placebo,
Celexa, Selective Serotonin Inhibitors,
that were the most common  causal contributors,
(spoken)
In 95% of the mass shootings,
Of recent decades.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlRLMeXEh6M&feature=youtu.be&t=39m16s